Oh… Hey, Satan. Thanks for stopping by my inbox.
Fuck: Perrie. She’s just so beautiful and funny and smart and confident. And I mean, who wouldn’t fuck her? She’s pretty much flawless and just a great human being overall. How could someone not?
Marry: Hunter Hayes. Definitely Hunter Hayes. Um. I literally could not kill him and I mean. Imagine being married to him. He’s perf. Okay… so yeah. Marry Hunter Hayes.
Can I just kill myself cause in this situation… Ash… I would have to kill Ash. I mean, I would probably die inside, but killing Hunter would be a no, and I mean…. Perrie… how could anyone kill Perrie… Ash… I guess…
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
- First song you heard.
- When you became a fan.
- Favorite song.
- Favorite Music Video.
- Number of concerts you’ve been to.
- Favorite Performance.
- Favorite blogs.
- Song you relate to the most.
- Favorite Picture.
- Something you miss.
- Favorite lyric.
- Favorite video on Youtube.
- Most played song.
- Have you met him.
- Least favorite song.
- Favorite magazine cover.
- A song you wish had a music video.
- Who you want him to duet with.
- Song you would love to hear live.
- Favorite quote.
- Something you’re excited about, in regards to him.
- Song you can/wish to play on an instrument.
- Five things you love.
- Favorite thing he’s posted/Tweeted.
- Own any merchandise.
- First heard of him, how.
- Song you never get tired of hearing.
- How he influenced your life.
- Post that involves him.
- What would you say to him?
Doing this over here if you wanna check it out. Lots of fun, cause that’s the kinda person I am. And yeah. That’s all for today’s shameless self-promotion.
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead