i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
Then I realized there's no point anyway
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
Me after writing a text post that doesn’t get any notes.
I feel like school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about getting good grades
This is the last time I trust an attractive male character.
APPARENTLY THAT WAS COMMON FUCKING KNOWLEDGE.
do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don’t matter
i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’